[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]
the wi-fi is all password protected at disneyland. happiest place on earth my ass
The best part is there’s free wi fi all over disneyworld property.
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]
One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to se you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
Someone at Microsoft PR thought this was a good idea.
Hooooooly shit this is real? This cannot be real. Please tell me this isn’t real.
SPOILER: IT’S FUCKING REAL. HELLO, HULK RAGE.
Someone’s getting fired
I HOPE IT’S EVERYONE WHO SAID, “GOOD IDEA, PUBLISH THAT.”
Fucking christ almighty.
"HAW HAW HAW GET IT ONLY GUYS WANT XBOXES AND WOMEN I MEAN GIRLS LIKE GIRL STUFF HAW HAW THIS IS GREAT CASH THE CHECK, TEAM!" - Someone at Microsoft who probably needs to not have this particular job.
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away