mustardwketchup:

dugiteddy:

septimus-lepidoptera:

ianjq:

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you


I’m so scared this isn’t even funny.

I can’t stop laughing

that’s sexy

mustardwketchup:

dugiteddy:

septimus-lepidoptera:

ianjq:

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

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I’m so scared this isn’t even funny.

I can’t stop laughing

that’s sexy

almost-always-eventually-right:

masaothedog:

lizthefangirl:

jaclcfrost:

the kid from the nanny mcphee movie is no longer a kid

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he’s 23

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i see no difference

I’ve never seen a grown man look so disturbingly like a small child.

There is no better choice for the part of Peter Pan

sethmutschler:

At Universal Studios prop storage they have one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park dressed up in clothes from Game of thrones.

sethmutschler:

At Universal Studios prop storage they have one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park dressed up in clothes from Game of thrones.

void-of-tranquility:

applesnpairs:

forever-a-planetary-pilot:

Press play. You’ll be happy you did.

YES

toastradamus:

glowcloud:

lionbars:

this guy is dying on his ass so badly i cant believe how flat every single one of his jokes fall

he’s litterally using brony inside jokes to a bunch of people who have no idea what he’s talking about

this is what billions of years of evolution has built up to

OMG MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK

jesus christ

baliset:

also this video won best in show at the amv contest

it totally deserved it

fluff-n-stuff:

doc-knock:

tilastrinity:

Cat Scared of Mario jump (Кот Марио) (by ignoramusky)

I CAN’T BREATHE, IT MATCHES UP WITH THE SOUND AND JUST

I CAN’T BREATHE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP

Beagle puppy barking for the first time.

nosdrinker:

wheelcher2:

some of these hip hop magazine be photoshopping the hell out of the models asses

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like how is this humanly possible????

i’m laughing so hard who is turned on by this

bermuda-n-drangle:

thepagejakeenglish:

BREAKING NEWS FROM COMIC CON HUSSIE IS MAKING A DATING SIM FOR NAMCO THE MAKERS OF PACMAN ACTUALLY HIRED HIM TO MAKE A DATING SIM

first of all: what
secondly: why

bermuda-n-drangle:

thepagejakeenglish:

BREAKING NEWS FROM COMIC CON
HUSSIE IS MAKING A DATING SIM FOR NAMCO
THE MAKERS OF PACMAN ACTUALLY HIRED HIM TO MAKE A DATING SIM

first of all: what

secondly: why

kingofthesky:

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.
NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 
STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?
I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

[preorder the book]

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.

NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 

STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?

I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

[preorder the book]

pizzaforpresident:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

Amazing