May contain occasional NSFW posts.
No. But I'm afraid of you.
No. But I'm afraid of you.
garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

nichbum:

nichbum:

"If you rape a sexworker is it really rape?"

If you run over and kill a stunt-double is it really murder?
If you assault a professional fighter is it really assault?

A profession doesn’t justify being the victim of a crime.

I’m really glad that of all my text posts, this is the most popular

mudblood228:

quinoaok:

friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing”

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"dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you"

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.
- Anonymous

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

trauntwave:

me before puberty

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me after puberty

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huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

broccoliking:

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

kirschtein-relatable:

"thats not very ladylike"

im not a lady, im a dragon

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

giraffeinatree:

Even the flying squirrels in Japan look like adorable little anime characters

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destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle