Booker, are you afraid of God?

Aug 01

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edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via vrisky-boo)

gettingmildlysuggestive:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting

you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles

(via paininthe-cas)

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

(via imustforewarnyou)

dudewithabow:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

(via caideigan)

howllor:

gothtriggers:

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

"what are you wearing?"
"void"

(via rogueofstars)

fuckingflorida:

actual picture from sarasota fl
how about nope 

fuckingflorida:

actual picture from sarasota fl

how about nope 

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

(via psythe)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via ruinedchildhood)

ooc-hershey:

when u tryin to draw nsfw

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(via goatblood)

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

(via ruinedchildhood)

withzarry:

mskneesocks:

reading ur old writing
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i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

(Source: billycraplan, via vrisky-boo)