Grade A Asshole

May 22

I’m really stressed because I’m swamped with schoolwork but I can’t bring myself to DO anything… I feel like shit…

I just want my boyfriend tonight. I hate how that’s so much to ask…

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shy-town: helainetieu: As most of you know, Steven and I just drove back to Florida from Arizona but on the way here, he asked if we could stop by his friend Alex’s place for the night so we did. I’m sure some of you have seen the photo of his friend and I: This friendly giant and his mother are two of the friendliest people I know of. His mother is disabled, so she doesn’t work and Alex is unemployed because he has to stay home and take care of his mother. They don’t have a lot of money, well in all honesty — they don’t have much money at all but they were generous enough to open up their home to us and my dog and told us to make ourselves feel at home and help ourselves to anything we wanted. I returned my gratitude towards them by buying them some groceries & lunch and they were so overwhelmed from joy because they really appreciated the help — even if it was small. Alex has gone through a lot the past couple of years and he is still one of the most humble and modest man alive so I want all of you to please either reblog this or go vote for him in this sweepstake for him to have something new to sleep on, here is his description for why he wants to win: “Hi, my name is Alex.. I’m around 6’8.. I’m living with my mother who is disabled and she has the only bed in our house.. I am living Conway, Arkansas. I had to leave college because she needed me. I have been sleeping on couches for around 6 years.. because of my height. it’s hard to find a bed that fits me haha. This couch doesn’t fit, but I can bend my knees and be ok for the time being. I have a lot of back aches, but its ok. As long as my mother is happy and okay. Im 22 years old. I have an old Sony TV that weighs about 300 lbs and is only 40 inches big.. but the screen tears around the edges and the color is going. I’ve had couch woes for a long time, and would love the opportunity to be a part of your Cool My Couch contest. Thank you for your consideration. byebye, Alex.” This contest does not benefit me at all, I am just trying to help him out because I know he deserves some luck in his life so if all of you could just take a few seconds out of your day and go to the link below and vote for him, it would mean a lot to me! Thank you so much if you do - https://www.facebook.com/Skype?sk=app_525110657547895&app_data=view-vote%2Cfor-634234 HEY MY 7,000 FOLLOWERS HELP HIM OUT!~

shy-town:

helainetieu:

As most of you know, Steven and I just drove back to Florida from Arizona but on the way here, he asked if we could stop by his friend Alex’s place for the night so we did. I’m sure some of you have seen the photo of his friend and I:

This friendly giant and his mother are two of the friendliest people I know of. His mother is disabled, so she doesn’t work and Alex is unemployed because he has to stay home and take care of his mother. They don’t have a lot of money, well in all honesty — they don’t have much money at all but they were generous enough to open up their home to us and my dog and told us to make ourselves feel at home and help ourselves to anything we wanted. I returned my gratitude towards them by buying them some groceries & lunch and they were so overwhelmed from joy because they really appreciated the help — even if it was small. Alex has gone through a lot the past couple of years and he is still one of the most humble and modest man alive so I want all of you to please either reblog this or go vote for him in this sweepstake for him to have something new to sleep on, here is his description for why he wants to win:

“Hi, my name is Alex.. I’m around 6’8.. I’m living with my mother who is disabled and she has the only bed in our house.. I am living Conway, Arkansas. I had to leave college because she needed me. I have been sleeping on couches for around 6 years.. because of my height. it’s hard to find a bed that fits me haha. This couch doesn’t fit, but I can bend my knees and be ok for the time being. I have a lot of back aches, but its ok. As long as my mother is happy and okay. Im 22 years old. I have an old Sony TV that weighs about 300 lbs and is only 40 inches big.. but the screen tears around the edges and the color is going. I’ve had couch woes for a long time, and would love the opportunity to be a part of your Cool My Couch contest. Thank you for your consideration. byebye, Alex.”

This contest does not benefit me at all, I am just trying to help him out because I know he deserves some luck in his life so if all of you could just take a few seconds out of your day and go to the link below and vote for him, it would mean a lot to me! Thank you so much if you do -

https://www.facebook.com/Skype?sk=app_525110657547895&app_data=view-vote%2Cfor-634234

HEY MY 7,000 FOLLOWERS HELP HIM OUT!~

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May 21

kittyoftheyear: turning-back-into-soil: thefemaletyrant: nok-ind: Builders bulldoze one of largest Mayan pyramids in Belize One of the oldest and most famous Mayan pyramids has been destroyed by a construction company in Belize, while digging for crushed rock for a road they were building. They actually did. Are you fucking kidding me. this is why i’m traveling the world now. because who knows, in 4 years everything worth seeing could be gone. fuck our generation and the one before it. we are fucking terrible.

kittyoftheyear:

turning-back-into-soil:

thefemaletyrant:

nok-ind:

Builders bulldoze one of largest Mayan pyramids in Belize

One of the oldest and most famous Mayan pyramids has been destroyed by a construction company in Belize, while digging for crushed rock for a road they were building.

They actually did.

Are you fucking kidding me.

this is why i’m traveling the world now. because who knows, in 4 years everything worth seeing could be gone. fuck our generation and the one before it. we are fucking terrible.

(via satansgrandad)

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra, via 22mg)

nitramaraho: gay-bacon-strips: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature. Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations no but then i have to work out what my pin is in reverse #ugh maths THIS IS NOT TRUE AND WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO GET YOU HURT DO NOT DO THIS I REPEAT DO NOT DO THISIF SOMEONE IS MUGGING YOU JUST DO AS THEY ASK YOUR LIFE IS NOT WORTH WHATEVER AMOUNT THEY GET plus what if your pin was a palindrome like 2442 HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ENTER THAT BACKWARDS THINK PEOPLE

nitramaraho:

gay-bacon-strips:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

no but then i have to work out what my pin is in reverse #ugh maths

THIS IS NOT TRUE AND WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO GET YOU HURT DO NOT DO THIS I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS

IF SOMEONE IS MUGGING YOU JUST DO AS THEY ASK YOUR LIFE IS NOT WORTH WHATEVER AMOUNT THEY GET

plus what if your pin was a palindrome like 2442 HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ENTER THAT BACKWARDS THINK PEOPLE

(Source: eviehartley, via askinnyblackman)

May 20

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via prettyoddyoungblood)

poorjack:

kidakins:

someone please draw butterduck

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lol

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