honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
you have a type
Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
actual picture from sarasota fl
how about nope
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
(Source: snorlaxatives, via ruinedchildhood)
when u tryin to draw nsfw
if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go throughthe perfume department
reading ur old writing
i dont know which facial expression in most accurate
(Source: billycraplan, via vrisky-boo)