May contain occasional NSFW posts.
No. But I'm afraid of you.
No. But I'm afraid of you.

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

ifwemetupatmidnight:

every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

i dont even know what is happening

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

hi! uhm i'm 100 cm tall, 77 pounds I have green eyes and blue hair, ahh if we were dating we could play video games and run together!! (i'm really fast uwu )
- Anonymous

amamicity:

rockmanzeroes:

aw that’s cool! yeah i’m up for running as well i love to run around and stuff it’s all good.

THIS POST WAS ACTUALLY NEVER EVEN MEANT TO HAPPEN I DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW IT WAS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AT THE TIME I FUCKING SKIMMED THROUGH THTE TEXT I’M DONE I’M FUCKING DONE I CAN NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN THIS SHIT AIN’T GOOD I’M OUT

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

erarg:

where is he today: the man who submitted to dirtydisneyconfessions they wanted to fuck the granny bug 200 times

goldenheartedrose:

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

Bless this post.

neofriend:

teamneopia:

Oh man, not the baby pictures. So embarrassing.

You are embarassing

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here